Hawai'i
hawai'i stories
Mon
Oct
20
I could make breakfast. I can’t make beer.
Hawai’i Kim, when asked why she would be getting a beer at 7:30 am at Eastside Grill where we watch football on big Sundays
Date St. Football
- The University of Texas at Austin Longhorns (Big 12 South)
7-0 - Texas Tech University Red Raiders (Big 12 South)
7-0 - Pennsylvania State University Nittany Lions (Big 10)
8-0 - Boise State University Broncos (Western Athletic Conference)
6-0 - University of Utah Utes (Mountain West Conference)
8-0 - University of Tulsa Golden Hurricane
7-0 - University of Alabama Crimson Tide (Southeastern Conference West)
7-0 - Oklahoma State University Cowboys (Big 12 South)
7-0 - Ball State University Cardinals (Mid-American Conference)
7-0 - Louisiana State University Tigers (Southeastern Conference West)
5-1 - University of Georgia Bulldogs (Southeastern Conference East)
6-1 - University of Southern California Trojans (Pacific-10 Conference)
5-1 - Ohio State University Buckeyes (Big 10)
7-1 - University of Oklahoma Sooners (Big 12 South)
6-1 - Boston College Eagles (Atlantic Coast Conference Atlantic)
5-1 - University of Florida Gators (SEC East)
5-1 - Brigham Young University Cougars (Mountain West Conference)
6-1 - University of Cincinnati Bearcats (Big East)
5-1 - University of South Florida Bulls (Big East)
6-1 - Texas Christian University Horned Frogs (MWC)
7-1 - University of Pittsburgh Panthers (Big East)
5-1 - Georgia Institute of Technology Yellow Jackets (ACC Coastal)
6-1 - Northwestern University Wildcats (Big Ten)
6-1 - University of Minnesota Golden Gophers (Big Ten)
6-1 - Florida State University Seminoles (ACC Atlantic)
5-1
Thu
Oct
16
Dayton Flyers Roster
Luke “Hawk-O-Shit” Hawks
- Senior from the University of Dayton
- Lives in Date St. with Garrett
- Sport Management Major
- Has purchased a copy of In Touch while here in Hawai’i
- True renaissance man
- Part of the dying breed that is known as the redheads
Pretty funny. Ben Folds, John Mayer, Green Day, DMB and many others, even Uncle Joey referenced.
Wed
Oct
15
Date St. Football
- The University of Texas at Austin Longhorns (Big 12 South)
6-0 - Brigham Young University Cougars (Mountain West Conference)
6-0 - Texas Tech University Red Raiders (Big 12 South)
6-0 - Pennsylvania State University Nittany Lions (Big 10)
7-0 - Boise State University Broncos (Western Athletic Conference)
5-0 - University of Utah Utes (Mountain West Conference)
7-0 - University of Tulsa Golden Hurricane
6-0 - University of Alabama Crimson Tide (Southeastern Conference West)
6-0 - Oklahoma State University Cowboys (Big 12 South)
6-0 - Ball State University Cardinals (Mid-American Conference)
7-0 - Louisiana State University Tigers (Southeastern Conference West)
4-1 - University of Georgia Bulldogs (Southeastern Conference East)
5-1 - University of Southern California Trojans (Pacific-10 Conference)
4-1 - University of Missouri Tigers (Big 12 North)
5-1 - Ohio State University Buckeyes (Big 10)
6-1 - University of Kansas Jayhawks (Big 12 North)
5-1 - University of Oklahoma Sooners (Big 12 South)
5-1 - Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University Hokies (Atlantic Coast Conference-Coastal)
5-1 - Boston College Eagles (Atlantic Coast Conference Atlantic)
4-1 - University of Florida Gators (SEC East)
5-1 - University of Cincinnati Bearcats (Big East)
5-1 - Wake Forest University Demon Deacons (ACC East)
4-1 - University of South Florida Bulls (Big East)
5-1 - University of Connecticut Huskies (Big East)
5-1 - University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Tar Heels (ACC Coastal)
5-1
Dirty Work is better than your favorite comedy
- Dr. Farthing: I know there's really nobody to blame for this but myself, well, I don't know, maybe the Buffalo Bills, the Boston Red Sox, or Mr. T or, or the Jets...
- Mitch: Wait a minute, Mr T.? Are you telling me that you bet on the fight in Rocky III, and that you bet against Rocky?
- Dr. Farthing: Hindsight is twenty-twenty, my friend.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
No More (Baby I’m a Do Right) - 3LW
Reasons I love this song
1-The first few lines are sung with a lisp.
2-The lyrics, “Hey yo you promised me Kate Spade
But that was last year boy in the eighth grade”3-Naturi Naughton, the former member that quit after claiming the other two tried to pimp her out to a member of St. Lunatics to secure a tour spot.
Have not heard this story about the St. Lunatics before. Oh, Nelly and Co.
Sun
Oct
12
Thu
Oct
9
You wake up, you ride a donkey to work, you go home to smoke, and you dance with your wife. Easy livin’!
Tour guide on Chuck Klosterman’s Carnival cruise describing life in Jamaica